The Hummer laptop for those who need to overcompensate (ie. not me ;)
This Hummer branded VR-1
(based on the GoBook VR-1 semi-rugged computer from Itronix) comes with a Centrino Pentium M chip, an 80GB hard drive and 512MB amongst other goodies. 512MB isn't Hummer-hardcore! More like, Jeep-level. 6-8GB of RAM would be more like it but I guess this'll do.