Tech: do you 1337 speak n00|3?
If you're looking at my title and thinking I must have been engaging in some form of some fine crack, fret not. It's just a way for computer techies/nerds to have their own language so they can mock you without fear of retribution. If you're a parent and you think your child might be a 1337 5ea|< 3 p\ (leet speaker) and you want to know what the hell they're talking about, see
here. It's a noobies (someone of little or no experience) guide to leet speak. For all you already in the know, we don't have much longer until they figure out what we're talking about! Coverse while you still can!!!